<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398</id><updated>2011-06-21T06:30:09.914-07:00</updated><title type='text'>That phone's got the ghosts!</title><subtitle type='html'>The diaristic reflections of a young student and text advocate.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>200</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-113624172124749129</id><published>2006-01-02T12:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-01-02T14:42:01.300-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Do-oh-oh-oh-n't kid yourself...this life's too good to us." Name the band for me someone</title><summary type='text'>See King Kong---not as good as Heavenly Creatures or any of the Lord of the Rings but it is a popcorn flick that borders on a completly satisfying action/adventure/drama.  You will most definitely find it in you to squirt some.  Some of the dialogue is clunky (ship scenes) but once the star arrives onscreen then the film does not let up.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/113624172124749129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=113624172124749129' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113624172124749129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113624172124749129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2006/01/do-oh-oh-oh-nt-kid-yourselfthis-lifes.html' title='&quot;Do-oh-oh-oh-n&apos;t kid yourself...this life&apos;s too good to us.&quot; Name the band for me someone'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-113578483135231890</id><published>2005-12-28T07:45:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-28T07:47:11.360-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Didja-no?</title><summary type='text'>In 19th Century Germany men would purposefully scar their own face to give the appearance that they had been in a duel...Ugh, teaching requirements, praxis, Holy Cross Middle School...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/113578483135231890/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=113578483135231890' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113578483135231890'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113578483135231890'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/12/didja-no.html' title='Didja-no?'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-113451976579111323</id><published>2005-12-13T16:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-12-13T16:22:45.803-08:00</updated><title type='text'>If you've got headphones...</title><summary type='text'>Music for November and December:Aberfeldy (!)Sufjan StevensThe Cloud RoomSigur Ros (new one)AberfeldyHarry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Soundtrack(My new folk and dance songs for the month of November)TravisNada Surf (particularly the song "The Weight is a Gift") Mark Mothersbaugh (mispelled)Block PartyAberfeldyLook for:Christmas rap song from conshohockenChristmas jingles from conshohocken</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/113451976579111323/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=113451976579111323' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113451976579111323'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113451976579111323'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/12/if-youve-got-headphones.html' title='If you&apos;ve got headphones...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-113199236193240561</id><published>2005-11-14T10:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-14T10:19:21.943-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Make it like a Chinatown</title><summary type='text'>I should be working on Educational Psychology: I'm not.  What I am doing is slammin' down a blog entry.  My roomates, save for one, are musicians.  We have a mini-studio set up and have taken it upon ourselves to record an album a month.  An album is a cd with ten or more songs or 6 or more really long ones.  October is finished.  A slow jam disco song, a gangster farce, a few plaintive folk </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/113199236193240561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=113199236193240561' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113199236193240561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113199236193240561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/11/make-it-like-chinatown.html' title='Make it like a Chinatown'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-113192625325082629</id><published>2005-11-13T15:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-11-13T15:57:33.260-08:00</updated><title type='text'>If you read this post...nice</title><summary type='text'>I may be getting the internet in my house soon...if you leave a comment I'll leave some of the extra candy from halloween on your doorstep.  No matter where you are!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/113192625325082629/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=113192625325082629' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113192625325082629'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/113192625325082629'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/11/if-you-read-this-postnice.html' title='If you read this post...nice'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-112715947193215052</id><published>2005-09-19T12:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-09-19T12:51:11.936-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The working and working blog...</title><summary type='text'>Though I have to run to class I have decided that Mondays (internet day) and Tuesdays (internet day) are going to become my blogging days until I get the internet in my house.  What's hot?!"Letters to Dominique" by louis the 4th or 14th I can't remember but track it down and enjoy.  New sigur ros is coming out soon; someone let me know how it is via email please!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/112715947193215052/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=112715947193215052' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/112715947193215052'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/112715947193215052'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/09/working-and-working-blog.html' title='The working and working blog...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111716680217498795</id><published>2005-05-26T21:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-26T21:06:42.173-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I have no axe to grind but this excerpt'll amuse ya...</title><summary type='text'>"If Madagascar is in all ways a sunnier place than Walt Disney's matricidal canon, it is also a correspondingly less magical kingdom."I really don't have an opinion on this except for it reminds me of something one of my high school english teachers would say.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111716680217498795/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111716680217498795' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111716680217498795'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111716680217498795'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-have-no-axe-to-grind-but-this.html' title='I have no axe to grind but this excerpt&apos;ll amuse ya...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111716628653419244</id><published>2005-05-26T20:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-26T20:58:06.540-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"We have places to sit in our house." Customer</title><summary type='text'>Lots of work...John Williams Concert, house in Conshohocken, prospective job in Chester...careful of this blog, it'll getcha!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111716628653419244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111716628653419244' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111716628653419244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111716628653419244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/05/we-have-places-to-sit-in-our-house.html' title='&quot;We have places to sit in our house.&quot; Customer'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111661695647634987</id><published>2005-05-20T12:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-20T12:22:36.486-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Hello there." Obi Won</title><summary type='text'>Matt's Review for Episode Three:It's a completely satisfying experience.  Will you find yourself shook up a bit like you were with Return of the King; of course not.  All the Star Wars films put together, according to me, are worth about one installment of Lord of the Rings.  However, they aren't supposed to fight and they don't.  The movie is just about all action; that's what allows the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111661695647634987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111661695647634987' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111661695647634987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111661695647634987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/05/hello-there-obi-won.html' title='&quot;Hello there.&quot; Obi Won'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111636618450006545</id><published>2005-05-17T14:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-17T14:43:04.506-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Hands up!  Baby, Hands Up! Gimmie your Heart!" Ottowan</title><summary type='text'>Star Wars tommorow night...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111636618450006545/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111636618450006545' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111636618450006545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111636618450006545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/05/hands-up-baby-hands-up-gimmie-your.html' title='&quot;Hands up!  Baby, Hands Up! Gimmie your Heart!&quot; Ottowan'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111569225002807201</id><published>2005-05-09T19:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-09T19:30:50.033-07:00</updated><title type='text'>R-A-C-E-C-A-R-------You'll Never Know</title><summary type='text'>Here is a fun email from my professor who sounds like she is poisoning someone in a Faulkner short story................Greetings Linguistics Scholars!You think just because the course is over you will not receive any emails from me?Here's some cute stuff I found when cleaning up my course files:Let's face it - English is a crazy language.There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111569225002807201/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111569225002807201' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111569225002807201'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111569225002807201'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/05/r-c-e-c-r-youll-never-know.html' title='R-A-C-E-C-A-R-------You&apos;ll Never Know'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111549730469236757</id><published>2005-05-07T13:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-07T13:21:44.700-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"The howlings of forgotten fields." Tennyson</title><summary type='text'>One more final, Brit Lit, then, Overbrook, then, concert in Ocean City (kinda tentative), then, hopefully, stone harbor, then, there's something at the beggining of June, mid June Bob Dylan and Willy Nelson (that may be mispelled,) house in Conshohocken, constant trips to Monks Cafe, constant work, I want an I Pod...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111549730469236757/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111549730469236757' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111549730469236757'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111549730469236757'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/05/howlings-of-forgotten-fields-tennyson.html' title='&quot;The howlings of forgotten fields.&quot; Tennyson'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111525100730701316</id><published>2005-05-04T16:55:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-04T16:56:47.310-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Finals and Closure</title><summary type='text'>"X" will certainly give it to you...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111525100730701316/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111525100730701316' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111525100730701316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111525100730701316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/05/finals-and-closure.html' title='Finals and Closure'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111507968604625682</id><published>2005-05-02T16:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-05-02T17:21:26.046-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"The bisque/ is no risk." My Couplet for Taco Bill (harmonies, keyboards, drums, etc.)</title><summary type='text'>Played a show at "Taco Bill's" saturday.  He wants my roomate and I back for some folk and the band back for rock this summer.  So, summer friends, let's make it work."This is the reason that I write,that which has depth beyond your song." Donovan</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111507968604625682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111507968604625682' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111507968604625682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111507968604625682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/05/bisque-is-no-risk-my-couplet-for-taco.html' title='&quot;The bisque/ is no risk.&quot; My Couplet for Taco Bill (harmonies, keyboards, drums, etc.)'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111448765739318062</id><published>2005-04-25T20:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-25T20:54:17.393-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dog with a cast on its leg walks into a bar.  He shoots the bartender an ominous look, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw."</title><summary type='text'>Though school's gettin' to be a bit much, I did get to see Sin City: relentlessly entertaining (a little sick though.)  Makes my short stories seem like confused Grandmother anecdotes about some old ritual they had for the matinee or something boring.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111448765739318062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111448765739318062' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111448765739318062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111448765739318062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/04/dog-with-cast-on-its-leg-walks-into.html' title='Dog with a cast on its leg walks into a bar.  He shoots the bartender an ominous look, &quot;I&apos;m lookin&apos; for the man that shot my paw.&quot;'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111397126668099935</id><published>2005-04-19T21:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-19T21:27:46.680-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"He was all animation." Forster</title><summary type='text'>I'll put on my walking shoes and walk down to the swimming pool....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111397126668099935/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111397126668099935' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111397126668099935'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111397126668099935'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/04/he-was-all-animation-forster.html' title='&quot;He was all animation.&quot; Forster'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111380523293714529</id><published>2005-04-17T23:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-17T23:20:32.936-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Honor forbids me, but Honor be damned." Belle and Sebastian</title><summary type='text'>Show= amazing.Oddest Moments: people responding well to my techno song, folk song, and our new order style song (plus undergarments were thrown at me and my mic stand.)  Ree-dic-you-luss.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111380523293714529/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111380523293714529' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111380523293714529'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111380523293714529'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/04/honor-forbids-me-but-honor-be-damned.html' title='&quot;Honor forbids me, but Honor be damned.&quot; Belle and Sebastian'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111358848388395763</id><published>2005-04-15T11:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-15T11:08:03.883-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A TUNE WE CAN GET BEHIND!</title><summary type='text'>Tommorow night is the show, c'mon down if you want to St. Cabrini's cacophony of face melting guitar solos."I could spit on a stranger." PavementStar Wars gathering.  Of course. In regards to poetry:Not a fan of A. E. HousmanFan of: The Wasteland"A heap of broken images, where the sun beats.""But red sullen faces sneer and snarl/ From doors of mudcracked houses."and, one of my particularly little</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111358848388395763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111358848388395763' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111358848388395763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111358848388395763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/04/tune-we-can-get-behind.html' title='A TUNE WE CAN GET BEHIND!'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111319945429128528</id><published>2005-04-10T22:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-10T23:04:14.290-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"You look good in gold.  Have I ever told you that?"</title><summary type='text'>I want to see Kung Fu hustle.  I want to see Sin City.  I want to see The Weatherman.  I want to see the new Star Wars (the last one wasn't the worst but the experience was a time in a half, I still have the newspaper clipping hanging up in my house.)  I want the new Weezer album.  I want a lot of things."Take Judy with a bow and arrow she's a mastermind." Belle and Sebastian</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111319945429128528/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111319945429128528' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111319945429128528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111319945429128528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/04/you-look-good-in-gold-have-i-ever-told.html' title='&quot;You look good in gold.  Have I ever told you that?&quot;'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111308213356153389</id><published>2005-04-09T13:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-09T14:28:53.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Ridiculoos." Prisoner of Azkaban</title><summary type='text'>Last night, dancers on stage, dancers below, dancing to songs like: "A Failed Escape/A Filmic Perspective: The end"  revisit that song sometime if you are curious why it struck me as a bit incongruous.Tonight, Monks.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111308213356153389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111308213356153389' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111308213356153389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111308213356153389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/04/ridiculoos-prisoner-of-azkaban.html' title='&quot;Ridiculoos.&quot; Prisoner of Azkaban'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111297768693226991</id><published>2005-04-07T09:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-08T09:28:06.933-07:00</updated><title type='text'>"Gorgonzola.  Provolone.  Don't Even Get Me Started On This Microphone." Beastie Boys</title><summary type='text'>I know it seems like all I ever talk about anymore is the band I am in down here at Cabrini, well, here's one last tid bit for a bit:We just won this contest and now we get to open for The Bouncing Souls.  Largest Crowd I ever played for, 150, this show, about 2,000.  I never that a number with a comma would ever hear me or watch me.It's Spring, and it feels like its Spring in all the good ways </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111297768693226991/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111297768693226991' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111297768693226991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111297768693226991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/04/gorgonzola-provolone-dont-even-get-me.html' title='&quot;Gorgonzola.  Provolone.  Don&apos;t Even Get Me Started On This Microphone.&quot; Beastie Boys'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111238090101531451</id><published>2005-04-01T10:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-04-01T10:41:41.016-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"We wrote anthems about quiet things.  Like flashlights in the snow." The Owlery Fairgrounds</title><summary type='text'>My band up here at college went into the studio for a hell-session that lasted fourteen hours and began at four in the afternoon.  My roomate knows how to send songs via IM so I can get them to you that way...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111238090101531451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111238090101531451' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111238090101531451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111238090101531451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/04/we-wrote-anthems-about-quiet-things.html' title='&quot;We wrote anthems about quiet things.  Like flashlights in the snow.&quot; The Owlery Fairgrounds'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111187121271556543</id><published>2005-03-26T13:05:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-26T13:06:52.716-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Easter and My first semester as one overwhelmed...</title><summary type='text'>So much schoolwork that I am having a lot of trouble finishing everything on time.  I want to file for academic bankruptcy (mispelled.)Easter, a nice break, but a longer Mass...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111187121271556543/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111187121271556543' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111187121271556543'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111187121271556543'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/03/easter-and-my-first-semester-as-one.html' title='Easter and My first semester as one overwhelmed...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111138640238122334</id><published>2005-03-20T22:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-20T22:26:42.383-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Owlery Fairgrounds...Ep due out Thursday.</title><summary type='text'>Three songs, one 12hr recording session, 2 are mine, 1 my roomate's...I can send the songs to you via the internet (IM) just ask...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111138640238122334/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111138640238122334' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111138640238122334'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111138640238122334'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/03/owlery-fairgroundsep-due-out-thursday.html' title='The Owlery Fairgrounds...Ep due out Thursday.'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111088210558828809</id><published>2005-03-15T02:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-15T23:07:32.206-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Throw your highlighter out, you're wasting your time...</title><summary type='text'>I taught at Overbrook today: successful. I saw the Dali exhibit Sunday: successful. I wrote a new song: great. My professional cd thing for the Nickelmines Ep will be viewed Wednesday. Saturday I may go vist Lockhaven and Penn State. Hmmmmm...my band has a show in a few weeks but we need to know some covers (it's a young quirky crowd so if you have any suggestions; let's hear em') Our bassist </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111088210558828809/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111088210558828809' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111088210558828809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111088210558828809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/03/throw-your-highlighter-out-youre.html' title='Throw your highlighter out, you&apos;re wasting your time...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111017722540928366</id><published>2005-03-06T22:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-06T22:33:45.410-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Belloch Society</title><summary type='text'>We need a band name, here are a few we thought of, we need your help.  Come my creative circle of friends.  comments= cornucopia of amazing bands.  Here's the format"The" noun....examples (prospective band names)The Riff Raffs            The T.V. Spots         The Brock Turbo Experience   The Streetlamps  The Gentlemen  The Impressions         The Exclusives          The Electrics</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111017722540928366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111017722540928366' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111017722540928366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111017722540928366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/03/belloch-society.html' title='The Belloch Society'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-111014600544160276</id><published>2005-03-06T13:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-06T13:53:25.466-08:00</updated><title type='text'>A Night When Junkfood was Dinner:  "You got chips in one hand, pretzels in the other, and those 'cheese its' in the bullpen."</title><summary type='text'>When I can think of a way to describe spring break I'll post a few things, however, right now, you could rummage through my new short story for the vegas flavor(it's there!)  This story has been months in the making and I will admit that it is a bit long.  I have tried my best to keep it exciting.  One way to read it, if you have a few minutes, is to copy/past that son of a gun into a word </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/111014600544160276/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=111014600544160276' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111014600544160276'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/111014600544160276'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/03/night-when-junkfood-was-dinner-you-got.html' title='A Night When Junkfood was Dinner:  &quot;You got chips in one hand, pretzels in the other, and those &apos;cheese its&apos; in the bullpen.&quot;'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110953156380767326</id><published>2005-02-27T11:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-27T11:12:43.806-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"You were right about the stars.  Each one is a setting sun." Wilco</title><summary type='text'>freshproducegtar: funk comes like a tide...let it take yougregthegreat516: its takin me so far out, im' gonna need a jet ski, some rope, and a parachuteThis still makes me laugh out loud...I hope it improves your mood.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110953156380767326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110953156380767326' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110953156380767326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110953156380767326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/you-were-right-about-stars-each-one-is.html' title='&quot;You were right about the stars.  Each one is a setting sun.&quot; Wilco'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110934596471381056</id><published>2005-02-25T07:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-25T07:39:24.716-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Gonna set my soul on fire." Elvis</title><summary type='text'>Well hey!  Believe it or not, this Spring Break will find me in (last year florida, freshman year ((the odd but quirky Atlantic City)) and this year ((tickets already purchased and hotel reserved))) the desert city Las Vegas.  I am not sure what to expect, but I intend to elope while on the strip with a cocktail waitress named Franny Panview.  Now I have just recently seen the insane "Leaving Las</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110934596471381056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110934596471381056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110934596471381056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110934596471381056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/gonna-set-my-soul-on-fire-elvis.html' title='&quot;Gonna set my soul on fire.&quot; Elvis'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110910561175495724</id><published>2005-02-22T11:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-22T12:53:31.756-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The tutee should be here any minute...</title><summary type='text'>In the writing center reading personal narratives (YEAH CABRINI ENGLISH FACULTY!) ranging from cocaine addictions to senior week anxiety.  I will be playing a show in a bookstore Friday.  My set may only be twenty minutes long but this Kiwi invited me last night.  My first city show!  Now when little children ask if they should play guitar I will go "NO!  I played in a major city.  I'm unbeatable</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110910561175495724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110910561175495724' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110910561175495724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110910561175495724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/tutee-should-be-here-any-minute.html' title='The tutee should be here any minute...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110901828813173411</id><published>2005-02-21T12:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-21T12:38:08.133-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"When he lost his nuclear ambitions." Dr. Johnson</title><summary type='text'>the divine banquet was interesting...a lady started speaking in tongues and dancing....here's some dialogue..."Tell Ms. True Love that I am getting a ride with someone else."  No lie, they change their names when they join the movement.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110901828813173411/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110901828813173411' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110901828813173411'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110901828813173411'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/when-he-lost-his-nuclear-ambitions-dr.html' title='&quot;When he lost his nuclear ambitions.&quot; Dr. Johnson'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110892356512648748</id><published>2005-02-20T10:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-20T10:19:25.126-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Oh crap I feel like Mrs. Dalloway."</title><summary type='text'>Logistics, logistics, logistics...who needs em!?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110892356512648748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110892356512648748' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110892356512648748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110892356512648748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/oh-crap-i-feel-like-mrs-dalloway.html' title='&quot;Oh crap I feel like Mrs. Dalloway.&quot;'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110884516746864096</id><published>2005-02-19T12:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-19T12:32:47.470-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Her neck, her yellow scarf, like a hen's leg...</title><summary type='text'>Just saw Chinatown.  Great (brooding.)  May be in the city for a Father Divine Banquet tommorow or just meeting my parents who are scoping out a show near the Reading Terminal Market.If anybody knows where the title came from, post it and I will praise you...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110884516746864096/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110884516746864096' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110884516746864096'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110884516746864096'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/her-neck-her-yellow-scarf-like-hens.html' title='Her neck, her yellow scarf, like a hen&apos;s leg...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110877050742065234</id><published>2005-02-18T12:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-18T15:48:27.420-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Matilda..."</title><summary type='text'>I love the movie "The Professional."  My favorite scene is when Matilda and Leon are reunited in the police station and there's that shot where she hugs him and her shoes are a foot or so off the ground.  That's probably one of my favorite images on film.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110877050742065234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110877050742065234' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110877050742065234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110877050742065234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/matilda.html' title='&quot;Matilda...&quot;'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110833012346472718</id><published>2005-02-13T13:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-13T23:16:42.766-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Masters, I will discourse wonders." Shakespeare</title><summary type='text'>essays, reading.....and I won my first squash tournament!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110833012346472718/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110833012346472718' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110833012346472718'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110833012346472718'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/masters-i-will-discourse-wonders.html' title='&quot;Masters, I will discourse wonders.&quot; Shakespeare'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110808259039729751</id><published>2005-02-10T16:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-10T16:43:10.396-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Doing a sick amount of yoga...</title><summary type='text'>My roomate got an Ipod; if i had this device in high school I probably would have skirted college and just gone away in search of a troubador position.  I found myself adding miles onto my run just to finish the new bright eyes album.  Go beneath this post and post a review if you have my Ep, it would be much appreciated.  Presently I am going to shower and then parade naked around the campus </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110808259039729751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110808259039729751' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110808259039729751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110808259039729751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/doing-sick-amount-of-yoga.html' title='Doing a sick amount of yoga...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110779844585455535</id><published>2005-02-07T09:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-07T09:47:25.856-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Gremlins in the handbags...</title><summary type='text'>My folk ep "Nickelmines Acting Troupe" has already quadroupeled its sales compared to "We've Had a Bit of a Falling Out" but, if you don't have a copy, you need to get on it, they cost nothing and I will mail you a copy....if you have it and want to criticize it (TACTFULLY) or give a few suggestions, tell me that your voice should be brought up in the mix, etc please post it on my blog,,,,,, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110779844585455535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110779844585455535' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110779844585455535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110779844585455535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/gremlins-in-handbags.html' title='Gremlins in the handbags...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110771351025437594</id><published>2005-02-05T13:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-06T10:11:50.253-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"The place we heard that everything would be." Bright Eyes</title><summary type='text'>I am playing two open mic nights a week.  I am writing two songs a week.  I am getting off campus and into the city a little bit more.  My brit lit class is fantastic, my linguistics class isn't, and my disposition is great. "I'd rather be working for a paycheck than waiting to win the lottery." Bright Eyes</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110771351025437594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110771351025437594' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110771351025437594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110771351025437594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/place-we-heard-that-everything-would.html' title='&quot;The place we heard that everything would be.&quot; Bright Eyes'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110732734871664494</id><published>2005-02-01T22:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-02-02T16:28:46.906-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Is to unfold our faculties...</title><summary type='text'>My roomate's cellular phone has a feature that allows one to literally record their own rings: his ring is me yelling in a cellular fashion. We were having "Saki Bombs" for the first time in our lives tonight and all of a sudden my annoying squeal alerts the whole solemn japanese bar that steve is getting a call.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110732734871664494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110732734871664494' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110732734871664494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110732734871664494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/02/is-to-unfold-our-faculties.html' title='Is to unfold our faculties...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110693861219580881</id><published>2005-01-28T10:51:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-28T10:56:52.196-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"A cabinet's got to be capacious!" Dinner Conversation </title><summary type='text'>Home for the weekend, I am unbelievably close to finishing a lot of things (short stories, songs, papers, plain ol' ideas), on the udder hand, who isn't?Cabinet show this weekend, home Friday, Saturday, show sunday, no college lifestyle.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110693861219580881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110693861219580881' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110693861219580881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110693861219580881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/cabinets-got-to-be-capacious-dinner.html' title='&quot;A cabinet&apos;s got to be capacious!&quot; Dinner Conversation '/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110676604593588574</id><published>2005-01-26T10:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-26T11:00:45.936-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"It was as if things, especially those for domestic, had developed a faculty for changing location on their own."  Marquez</title><summary type='text'>100 Years of Solitude....everyone oughta read it!I am really busy with open mic nights and homework and classes and stuff,,,,yikes.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110676604593588574/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110676604593588574' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110676604593588574'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110676604593588574'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/it-was-as-if-things-especially-those.html' title='&quot;It was as if things, especially those for domestic, had developed a faculty for changing location on their own.&quot;  Marquez'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110653785712798170</id><published>2005-01-23T19:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-23T19:37:37.126-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"You're a one legged liar!" Lardner</title><summary type='text'>Productive Day=Almost finished One Hundred Years of Solitude  (I know my covenant companion, I'm shameless)Almost done with a short story.Finished a song for the open mic tommorow, then I should have another done in time for tuesday's open mic.  Whoo wahhhhhh!  Happy Blizzard College Kids!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110653785712798170/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110653785712798170' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110653785712798170'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110653785712798170'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/youre-one-legged-liar-lardner.html' title='&quot;You&apos;re a one legged liar!&quot; Lardner'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110633068903987783</id><published>2005-01-21T10:01:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-21T10:04:49.040-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Yeah." The Killers</title><summary type='text'>I have this Old Spice Body Wash.  I was reading it in the shower:"SLAMS AWAY DIRT AND ODOR...WON"T WASH AWAY TESTOSTERONE!"I am sure my laugh escaped my little shower room.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110633068903987783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110633068903987783' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110633068903987783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110633068903987783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/yeah-killers.html' title='&quot;Yeah.&quot; The Killers'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110606110414956799</id><published>2005-01-18T07:07:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-18T07:11:44.150-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Nothin' pleases me more than a joke that's funny." Williams</title><summary type='text'>First day of classes.  Only Educational Psych so far.  I have a feeling all my books are gilded and containing maps to treasure because they sure aren't cheap.  C'est la vie!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110606110414956799/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110606110414956799' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110606110414956799'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110606110414956799'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/nothin-pleases-me-more-than-joke-thats.html' title='&quot;Nothin&apos; pleases me more than a joke that&apos;s funny.&quot; Williams'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110592671229244723</id><published>2005-01-16T17:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-16T17:51:52.293-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"but fit and agile in spite of her inconcievable fatness, which frightened children." Marquez</title><summary type='text'>Back at Cabrini...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110592671229244723/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110592671229244723' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110592671229244723'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110592671229244723'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/but-fit-and-agile-in-spite-of-her.html' title='&quot;but fit and agile in spite of her inconcievable fatness, which frightened children.&quot; Marquez'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110577002591113244</id><published>2005-01-14T22:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-14T22:20:25.910-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"You say you want to 'fight for this love' but hon you cannot wrestle a dove." The Shins</title><summary type='text'>Headin' back tommorow night.  Then perhaps a trip to the city Friday, then I intend to do some open mics this week.  Cross-hairs on the Spring.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110577002591113244/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110577002591113244' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110577002591113244'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110577002591113244'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/you-say-you-want-to-fight-for-this.html' title='&quot;You say you want to &apos;fight for this love&apos; but hon you cannot wrestle a dove.&quot; The Shins'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110567889551483690</id><published>2005-01-13T20:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-13T21:01:35.513-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Nicklemines Acting Troupe, A Rainy Thursday, Stories from Pop</title><summary type='text'>My friend has a blog and I found this entry to be worth copying and pasting here:This semester is going to be an assload of work.  An assload can be most clearly defined visually in that movie The Last Castle, where that old guy who takes his shirt off a lot and in the end gets the bad guys in trouble, has to move a huge pile of rocks.  The boss watches him strenuously move each large rock one </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110567889551483690/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110567889551483690' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110567889551483690'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110567889551483690'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/nicklemines-acting-troupe-rainy.html' title='Nicklemines Acting Troupe, A Rainy Thursday, Stories from Pop'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110539768487319227</id><published>2005-01-10T14:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-10T14:54:44.873-08:00</updated><title type='text'>No one needs an Alibi Ike!</title><summary type='text'>One week and then St. Cabrini and I have a spring semester full of dinner dates, necking, and shopping for a flat.  I changed the name of my new concept Ep to "The Nicklemines Acting Troupe."  So there's that.  I've seen a handful of movies.  A Very Long Engagement has been the most affecting of all my cinematic experiences this break, but I think Life Aquatic was my favorite (but I keep erasing </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110539768487319227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110539768487319227' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110539768487319227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110539768487319227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/no-one-needs-alibi-ike.html' title='No one needs an Alibi Ike!'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110495865012823861</id><published>2005-01-05T13:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-01-05T12:57:30.126-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Things sneak up on you." Belle and Sebastian</title><summary type='text'>Winter break goes ever on and on.  See Closer.  See Life Aquatic.  See the films I suggest.  My new Ep will actually be about the fake town of Nickelmines: not Tangled Valley.  Not many things rhyme in a nice way with Tangled Valley:  Mangled Ballet (blue collar UK pronunciation), Bangle Rally, Dangle McNally.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110495865012823861/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110495865012823861' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110495865012823861'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110495865012823861'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2005/01/things-sneak-up-on-you-belle-and.html' title='&quot;Things sneak up on you.&quot; Belle and Sebastian'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110378530789556053</id><published>2004-12-22T22:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-22T23:01:47.896-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"It'll take you about four seconds to get out the door.  I'll give you two." Ms. Golightly</title><summary type='text'>I still need to finish that film which was interupted by a trip to see Oceans 12.  I should have finished the first and waited a day or so, Oceans 12 is entertaining but has no substance.  Breakfast at Tiffanys had both.  Hmmm. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110378530789556053/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110378530789556053' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110378530789556053'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110378530789556053'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/itll-take-you-about-four-seconds-to.html' title='&quot;It&apos;ll take you about four seconds to get out the door.  I&apos;ll give you two.&quot; Ms. Golightly'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110360110565261970</id><published>2004-12-20T19:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-20T19:51:45.653-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Tangled Valley’s Acting Troupe</title><summary type='text'>That is probably the name of my new Ep, and most likely, what a lot of other Matt Serfass singles will use as a thematic umbrella. My favorite song, which ties in with the title, is "My High School Got Willy Lowman Right."I was just thinking how notorious Miller's play is for getting butchered by High Schools.  The song is from the perspective of an adult who played Willy Lowman: the song is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110360110565261970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110360110565261970' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110360110565261970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110360110565261970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/tangled-valleys-acting-troupe.html' title='Tangled Valley’s Acting Troupe'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110325930398012926</id><published>2004-12-16T20:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-16T20:55:03.980-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"I lost one." Rabbit Proof Fence</title><summary type='text'>I had a delivery today in Maryland.  The customer had one of those really formal british accents.  The monocle kind.  I have delivered cabinets to he and his wife's house before and both have been uncommonly personable.  His wife died two months ago after a long, long marriage.  Her art and pictures of her with the family were all over the house.  I can't imagine having a house full of something </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110325930398012926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110325930398012926' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110325930398012926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110325930398012926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/i-lost-one-rabbit-proof-fence.html' title='&quot;I lost one.&quot; Rabbit Proof Fence'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110317047688871082</id><published>2004-12-15T20:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-15T20:14:36.886-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Jukebox in the Bar by the Library and the Sea.</title><summary type='text'>Wondering about the title.  I have a class where they tell me I should get into advertising and I should attend a lecture every couple of thursdays so I can find out firsthand how awsome advertising is.I skip the lectures but I will later have to watch them on tape (I watch about five minutes of the 2 hr long tape) and then I have to write a two page reflection on the tape and its contents.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110317047688871082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110317047688871082' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110317047688871082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110317047688871082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/jukebox-in-bar-by-library-and-sea.html' title='The Jukebox in the Bar by the Library and the Sea.'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110282754896154955</id><published>2004-12-11T20:39:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-11T20:59:08.960-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"Frankly, I think it might be too much of you." Sunset Boulevard</title><summary type='text'>I saw After Sunset today.  It's great.  I have never read it but I imagine it's kind of like Waiting for Guidieaux (Gi-dough).  It was the sequel to another film I haven't seen where these two people meet, have a meaningful one night stand, and then agree to see each other in six months.  Well they don't meet and the movie picks up a couplo-years-later...then these two ex-lovers meet and talk </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110282754896154955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110282754896154955' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110282754896154955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110282754896154955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/frankly-i-think-it-might-be-too-much.html' title='&quot;Frankly, I think it might be too much of you.&quot; Sunset Boulevard'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110271339632427102</id><published>2004-12-10T10:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-10T13:16:36.323-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"C'mon Kids!" </title><summary type='text'>The title is from The Darkness' new Christmas song.For some reason people have been saying I look like the following celebrities (some sure, others, not so much) it has been these past two weeks I have been compared to all these people:Matthew "muck-kon-nah-hey", Tom Hanks, Justin Timberlake, Art Garfunkel, Jude Law, Bob Dylan........that's all I can remember right now.  Others have told me </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110271339632427102/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110271339632427102' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110271339632427102'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110271339632427102'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/cmon-kids.html' title='&quot;C&apos;mon Kids!&quot; '/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110261363735232547</id><published>2004-12-09T09:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-09T09:33:57.353-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"You look miraculous!" Elf</title><summary type='text'>Great movie. E.T. = even better."Walk through the sweater"   Weezer/Soul Coughing, Collabo on the cut "Undone." "I keep all five burls in stitches, AIGHT!" Beastie Boys</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110261363735232547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110261363735232547' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110261363735232547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110261363735232547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/you-look-miraculous-elf.html' title='&quot;You look miraculous!&quot; Elf'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110229095307217231</id><published>2004-12-05T15:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-05T15:55:53.073-08:00</updated><title type='text'>I Saw the Light-Matt Finally Gets that Gospel-esque Audience. </title><summary type='text'>Communion Banquet: A religious movement that formed around the mid-1920's.  George Baker AKA Father Divine told people that he was God, and a religious movement followed.  I was at the banquet, where a lot of singing occurs.  My prof. asked me to play a religious song: I obliged with "I Saw the Light!" and set that place ablaze, Ablaze!  My surreal weekend is kaput.See Finding Neverland, it is </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110229095307217231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110229095307217231' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110229095307217231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110229095307217231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/i-saw-light-matt-finally-gets-that.html' title='I Saw the Light-Matt Finally Gets that Gospel-esque Audience. '/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110211845716699231</id><published>2004-12-03T15:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-03T16:00:57.166-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This story is over but my rhyme aint done: Celebrity Fender Bender</title><summary type='text'>My Thursday:call: "Matt, I have backstage passes to the Hives, Franz Ferdinhand, Jimmy Eat World, and Good Charlotte.Matt: Excluding Good Charlotte "Sounds awsome.  Let's do it up."Events: Hives and Franz missed.  J.E.W. and Good Charlotte caught.  Show ends and my friend meets some of his other friends at this place called Dave and Busters.  We then pick up his brother after that trip: My </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110211845716699231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110211845716699231' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110211845716699231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110211845716699231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/this-story-is-over-but-my-rhyme-aint.html' title='This story is over but my rhyme aint done: Celebrity Fender Bender'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110201483523257252</id><published>2004-12-02T11:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-12-02T11:13:55.236-08:00</updated><title type='text'>You wanna get quotable?!  Let's get QUOTABLE!</title><summary type='text'>"A short time later, when his personal physician finished removing his sores, he asked him, without showing any particular interest, where the exact location of his heart was.  The doctor listened to his stethescope and then painted a circle on his chest with a piece of cotton dipped in iodine." MarquezI LOVE IT!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110201483523257252/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110201483523257252' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110201483523257252'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110201483523257252'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/12/you-wanna-get-quotable-lets-get.html' title='You wanna get quotable?!  Let&apos;s get QUOTABLE!'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110180515884149801</id><published>2004-11-30T01:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-30T00:59:18.843-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Up late working on stuff that won't help my grades.</title><summary type='text'>1 I AM A FULL TIME COLLEGE STUDENT AND A NIGHT MANAGER AT BENNIGANS..........THAT SENTENCE MADE ME CHUCKLE INWARDLY FOR THE LAST COUPLE HOURS.I won this award but in order to recieve it I have to submit a short essay.  Well I feel that I have to write an essay that merits an award, thus, I must toil until 4.ALL YALL MOFUCKAHS WHO END UP STUCK IN LANC NEED TO GET YO ASSES INTELLIGENCED ABOUT </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110180515884149801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110180515884149801' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110180515884149801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110180515884149801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/up-late-working-on-stuff-that-wont.html' title='Up late working on stuff that won&apos;t help my grades.'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110167517630439059</id><published>2004-11-28T13:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-28T12:52:56.303-08:00</updated><title type='text'>My Friend Who is a Poet and My Self Wrote A Bad Story</title><summary type='text'>Collabo...This is an insanely indulgent piece, and pretty confusing as well, but it is something that may amuse you.  It amuses the crap out of me.  And my friend's cleverness knows no ruth.  We sent it to an online sci fi journal and we hope to make loads of money.  It's published under the psuedonym "Horace Firelite." or something like that.                                            "You </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110167517630439059/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110167517630439059' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110167517630439059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110167517630439059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/my-friend-who-is-poet-and-my-self.html' title='My Friend Who is a Poet and My Self Wrote A Bad Story'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110160290328124242</id><published>2004-11-27T09:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-27T16:48:23.280-08:00</updated><title type='text'>"She put me on the ground with judo." Belle and Sebastian</title><summary type='text'>"You're holding trash/ picking up the trash/ You holdin' the trash/ Pickin' up the trash."Me: What's that you're singing?Kindergartener: It's my song about trash.Me: (laughing) Of course.Working with little kids: Keeping Comedy Honest for a handful of decades.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110160290328124242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110160290328124242' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110160290328124242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110160290328124242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/she-put-me-on-ground-with-judo-belle.html' title='&quot;She put me on the ground with judo.&quot; Belle and Sebastian'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110127510007224483</id><published>2004-11-23T21:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-23T21:45:00.073-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sophia Coppolla- We should have a "best" lunch ever...</title><summary type='text'>Watched The Virgin Suicides...Once again, when I saw it years ago I was too young to empathize in anyway.  Now, Mad Affecting!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110127510007224483/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110127510007224483' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110127510007224483'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110127510007224483'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/sophia-coppolla-we-should-have-best.html' title='Sophia Coppolla- We should have a &quot;best&quot; lunch ever...'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110118360447802646</id><published>2004-11-22T20:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-22T20:20:04.476-08:00</updated><title type='text'>He was spotted...Spotted Good!</title><summary type='text'>A girl from Lancaster, a crappy one, spotted "Moustachio" at a conference in New Orleans.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110118360447802646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110118360447802646' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110118360447802646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110118360447802646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/he-was-spottedspotted-good.html' title='He was spotted...Spotted Good!'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110116862545384831</id><published>2004-11-22T16:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-22T16:10:25.453-08:00</updated><title type='text'>HooWahhhh! Turkey Day...Martin and Scott- Earth Tones, Marriage and Nature</title><summary type='text'>This year for thanksgiving I am going to coax a bunch of turkeys into a minivan.  Then I am going to drive them out to the Pine Barrens.  I'll tell them that I "need some air"...then I will smile with grace and walk away in slow motion: the Ford Aerostar blowing up behind me.Two hippie archetypes.  Album covers with spacy landscapes: Martin playing her flute and Scott his Didjeridoos.  Go to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110116862545384831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110116862545384831' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110116862545384831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110116862545384831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/hoowahhhh-turkey-daymartin-and-scott.html' title='HooWahhhh! Turkey Day...Martin and Scott- Earth Tones, Marriage and Nature'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110098243891615565</id><published>2004-11-20T13:11:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-20T12:27:18.916-08:00</updated><title type='text'>This Man's Got Titles</title><summary type='text'>Time at home means time wasted.  Now all y'all can comment.  Now all y'all can percieve how much better two minutes of fiddledicking around can make this blog.  The inconsequential is holding a perpetual press conference with any mofuckah who decides to hazard a peek...Thanksgiving dawns, and with the break of Turkey-day comes the shattering of complacency....Now you can say things like,"Matt</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110098243891615565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110098243891615565' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110098243891615565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110098243891615565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/this-mans-got-titles.html' title='This Man&apos;s Got Titles'/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110084195480837722</id><published>2004-11-18T21:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-18T21:25:54.810-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I am in Lancaster, I have a cabinet show in Gaithersburg, Maryland, it is outside of Washington, D.C. "I keep my hot sauce hot not mild or meek!" Beastie Boys</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110084195480837722/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110084195480837722' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110084195480837722'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110084195480837722'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/i-am-in-lancaster-i-have-cabinet-show.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110079973741549678</id><published>2004-11-18T08:41:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-18T09:42:17.423-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"For people who like this sort of thing, this is just the sort of thing they like." Movie ReviewI really like that excerpt, a lot.  </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110079973741549678/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110079973741549678' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110079973741549678'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110079973741549678'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/for-people-who-like-this-sort-of-thing.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-110038108190816314</id><published>2004-11-13T13:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-13T13:24:41.910-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well here is a large post...This was written by myself and my friend here at Cabrini.  It took us quite awhile but here it is...It incorporates a promise ring quote and all sorts of stuff that you should find interesting so, please, take a few moments and give it a gander................thanks!!!!!!!!!!!  There is more blogging beneath the story if you are that lazy.“We Were Looking for </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/110038108190816314/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=110038108190816314' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110038108190816314'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/110038108190816314'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/well-here-is-large-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109958285566845410</id><published>2004-11-04T07:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-04T07:40:55.670-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ring Lardner, funnier in the 1920s then you are now.  Sorry folks, you can't argue with Garnett Whalerider.....................................NOW PLAY ME SOMETHING!I am writing this at work.  It is in the tower part of the mansion that used to be owned by the family that is responsible for Campbells Soup.  Now I can fool around on the internet.  It is getting to be the kind of cold that hurts </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109958285566845410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109958285566845410' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109958285566845410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109958285566845410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/ring-lardner-funnier-in-1920s-then-you.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109958229268264623</id><published>2004-11-04T07:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2004-11-04T07:31:32.683-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Return of the King-Extended Edition.  December 14th (or around there.)  I just finished watching a teaser for it, watch out, I am about to spoil things (only a little):We're talkin'Mouth of Sauron (One of the biggest let downs about the theatrical release. Amen)Gandalf versus Witch King of AngmarThe Voice of SarumanThe Relationship betwixt Merry and TheodenRetina Romance betwixt Faramir </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109958229268264623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109958229268264623' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109958229268264623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109958229268264623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/11/return-of-king-extended-edition.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109888975319236809</id><published>2004-10-27T08:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-27T08:09:13.193-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>keep it 0n and on and on.....My goodnes gracious I could go for a hay ride, some hot cider, apple bobbing, and some watching of others messing up pumpkins.  I am going to see Deltron this Halloween and then I am coming back and then it's CIRCUS here at St. Cabrini's favorite stomping ground.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109888975319236809/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109888975319236809' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109888975319236809'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109888975319236809'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/10/keep-it-0n-and-on-and-on.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109828959978556937</id><published>2004-10-20T09:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-20T09:26:39.786-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The consistently hilarious lord woe has conjured up a blog that brooks no comic competition...http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=lordwoeMake sure to read the album reviews for the latest post, oh believe you me fans of funny things, you will not be remotely dissapointed!"Come back here muscle-y arm!" Creepy high pitched old man</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109828959978556937/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109828959978556937' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109828959978556937'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109828959978556937'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/10/consistently-hilarious-lord-woe-has.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109674688772959273</id><published>2004-10-02T13:53:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-02T12:54:47.730-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The wasting of Cabrini time is a comprehensive and complex wasting, so I forget about the internet sometimes.  But I remember now, guess what "internet" is in spanish....El Red!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109674688772959273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109674688772959273' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109674688772959273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109674688772959273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/10/wasting-of-cabrini-time-is.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109674688587502532</id><published>2004-10-02T13:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-10-02T12:54:45.876-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The wasting of Cabrini time is a comprehensive and complex wasting, so I forget about the internet sometimes.  But I remember now, guess what "internet" is in spanish....El Red!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109674688587502532/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109674688587502532' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109674688587502532'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109674688587502532'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/10/wasting-of-cabrini-time-is_02.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109590821537140770</id><published>2004-09-22T19:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-22T19:56:55.370-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>it is bilbo's and frodo's birthday today...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109590821537140770/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109590821537140770' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109590821537140770'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109590821537140770'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/09/it-is-bilbos-and-frodos-birthday-today.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109569362541415353</id><published>2004-09-19T22:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-20T08:20:25.413-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"If you're not from Solanco, you may not know about the "duck" attraction.  Clever assholes made this thing they put baby ducks in."              Hilarious quote from a friend's blog.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109569362541415353/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109569362541415353' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109569362541415353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109569362541415353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/09/if-youre-not-from-solanco-you-may-not.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109553181386013695</id><published>2004-09-18T11:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-18T11:23:33.860-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Listen to public radio online.  This American Life.  Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.  Prairie Home Companion.  Great shows and a comfort on a rainy, rainy weekend.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109553181386013695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109553181386013695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109553181386013695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109553181386013695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/09/listen-to-public-radio-online.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109502776944990673</id><published>2004-09-12T15:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-12T15:23:19.780-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>There are a lot of bizarre prospects for employment in the field of secondary education.. Individualized curricula, etc. Oo baby baby it's a wide wold,,,college is in the swing of things and I'm in the sling with things.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109502776944990673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109502776944990673' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109502776944990673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109502776944990673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/09/there-are-lot-of-bizarre-prospects-for.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109470877949093842</id><published>2004-09-08T22:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-08T22:46:19.490-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Also, I have thought of a writing excercise for people like matt serfass.  Set up a villian and a hero.  Do it in whatever way you want, here is my try?Matt makes a go at writing popular fiction:Chapter 1:“Paul spends a little time thinking.  The Stranger spends a little of his time.”Paul could not help but to notice that this was the softest beach town he had ever wandered.  Each </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109470877949093842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109470877949093842' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109470877949093842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109470877949093842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/09/also-i-have-thought-of-writing.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109470849538228192</id><published>2004-09-08T22:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-08T22:41:35.383-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's getting that time soon, when the seasonal books will call w/ mad immediacy and I'll have to go to the library to get books for, "pleasure reading."I found this in a file, I was so caught up in other stuff that I forgot to throw this one up on the blog, please read and delight in the act of reading.“A Town is a rather exclusive place”or“Rosy finds a shattered jewel.”Ace Gomez’s </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109470849538228192/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109470849538228192' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109470849538228192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109470849538228192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/09/its-getting-that-time-soon-when.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109454034777932531</id><published>2004-09-06T23:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-06T23:59:07.780-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"I'm ashamed of my profession.  I would do the same again."  Belle and SebastianWriting stories yes, songs no....what gives muse? Here are my 3 in the morning mandates for you, for you reader...Replace your face with Sly Stallone's face in a treasured family photo album.  Pop a mentos and work shit out.Here is a revised version of "Wallace Flinch."  I fixed up something fierce, something</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109454034777932531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109454034777932531' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109454034777932531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109454034777932531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/09/im-ashamed-of-my-profession.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109441641280581335</id><published>2004-09-05T13:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-05T13:33:32.806-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"It's a motherfucker.  Gettin' through a Sunday."  The EelsNot sure why I like this but....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109441641280581335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109441641280581335' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109441641280581335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109441641280581335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/09/its-motherfucker.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109423980103101494</id><published>2004-09-03T13:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-09-03T12:30:01.030-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hola, school goes great.I lost finincial aid, bummer with a stressed -ummer!, but my old clerical job is being replaced by two more promising careers.   Philosophy tutor and English Tutor: not sure if I deserve em' but I could sure use em'!  em em em.Lots of things with college.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109423980103101494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109423980103101494' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109423980103101494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109423980103101494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/09/hola-school-goes-great.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109371716791939522</id><published>2004-08-28T11:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-28T11:19:27.920-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My car’s a piece of shit.”  Lance said this as if we were watching burn in the parking lot right at that moment.  His car wasn’t in the parking lot.  It was in his driveway being keyed by his little sister.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109371716791939522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109371716791939522' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109371716791939522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109371716791939522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/08/my-cars-piece-of-shit.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109370375635013340</id><published>2004-08-28T07:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-28T07:35:56.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>“Wallace Flinch.”Somewhere out there in the universe of horror comics and snapshots of webbed swamp men lays a comic series about a planet with a sun.  What earned this story its place amongst the sprinting Big Foots and the doctored saucers is how the sun works: what makes it tick.  This particular sun which heats this particular planet runs on dragons.  These dragons, unlike the spiteful and </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109370375635013340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109370375635013340' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109370375635013340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109370375635013340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/08/wallace-flinch.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-109338220369210146</id><published>2004-08-24T14:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-08-24T14:16:43.693-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Back at school.  Since I'd rather bore you with details about my summer I am about to list some quotes or situations that come to mind:Graterful Dead Concert:  Nothing but whiskey, other things, and a slice of pizza for three days.Speakers:   "Show us the 'lost contact,' 'the eloctrocution,' then 'feed the pigeons.'"Me:         "Both sides."SPeakers:       "Of course."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/109338220369210146/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=109338220369210146' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109338220369210146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/109338220369210146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/08/back-at-school.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108983926783045779</id><published>2004-07-14T14:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-07-14T14:07:47.830-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I am at camp---tons of ancedotes...no time....this is my only time off (2 days) then it is back to camp (which I dig!)..............I will be writing stuff for this site again when I get back to college (late august)....get on it !</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108983926783045779/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108983926783045779' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108983926783045779'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108983926783045779'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/07/i-am-at-camp-tons-of-ancedotes.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108727814235708893</id><published>2004-06-14T22:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-14T22:42:22.356-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I was just reading the intro to The Glass Menagerie and Tom says something along the lines that this is truth presented through the nice medium of memory (not nicer but rather...)Memory is the device that has always made parties a little bit zanier, a stumble a little bit more humiliating, a woman a little softer, its a natural embellisher.  "If dreams are like movies then memories are films </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108727814235708893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108727814235708893' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108727814235708893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108727814235708893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/06/i-was-just-reading-intro-to-glass.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108718492453312694</id><published>2004-06-13T20:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-13T20:48:44.550-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This weekend was a circus.  CIRCUS!If you got a celly bomb form this fella you can straight up empathize!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108718492453312694/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108718492453312694' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108718492453312694'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108718492453312694'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/06/this-weekend-was-circus.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108675474430039523</id><published>2004-06-08T21:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T21:19:04.300-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The werewolves in the quarry got a keg tonight.  (that's a line from my  new song that my man and I recorded tonight at his casa.  Its's got bells, handclaps, tambourines, back upi vocals, all the elements that I consider to be essential to a great song.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108675474430039523/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108675474430039523' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108675474430039523'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108675474430039523'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/06/werewolves-in-quarry-got-keg-tonight.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108671078376329046</id><published>2004-06-08T08:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-08T09:06:23.763-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I love the song runaround sue. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108671078376329046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108671078376329046' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108671078376329046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108671078376329046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/06/i-love-song-runaround-sue.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108661806646143647</id><published>2004-06-07T07:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-07T07:21:06.460-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I had this dream last night:There's this kid at my college who is super serious looking and is very opinionated about things he may not have the capacity to have a legitimate opinion on. Jaw-kim is the perscribed nick name.  Well we at Cabrini, which was changed into some sort of barracks and we were all going to have to fight something odd, there is a musical coming up.  We, out of spite, </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108661806646143647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108661806646143647' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108661806646143647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108661806646143647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/06/i-had-this-dream-last-night-theres.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108621006644526957</id><published>2004-06-02T13:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-02T14:01:06.446-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Guess what movie rocks? Lost in Translation.Well back to hum-drum-home.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108621006644526957/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108621006644526957' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108621006644526957'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108621006644526957'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/06/guess-what-movie-rocks-lost-in.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108612793637696264</id><published>2004-06-01T15:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-06-01T15:12:16.376-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>they are going to make The Talisman into a film.  Steven Speilsburg will be involved.  I found this out a while ago but I just forgot to mention it amongst all the other stuff.  I like when great books are turned into good movies.  Only with the godfather and clockwork orange did I enjoy the movie more.Some people get all antsy when they see their favorite parts from harry potter and lord of </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108612793637696264/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108612793637696264' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108612793637696264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108612793637696264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/06/they-are-going-to-make-talisman-into.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108592736165995936</id><published>2004-05-30T07:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-30T07:29:21.660-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Dark Pines.White water.The sound is the same."                Lew WelchWell last night got pretty circus.  We're kickin' around the idea of going to the shore.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108592736165995936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108592736165995936' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108592736165995936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108592736165995936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/05/dark-pines.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108577048537728045</id><published>2004-05-28T11:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-28T11:54:45.376-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I'll tell you this much, I'm about to go straight up Carthage on the lawn!These last couple days have had too much to do with work and too little to do with lounging and frittering and other 'rico' verbs.Last night I got home around 2 in the morning from a customer who had a dog who bit but pretended to be nice when the owners were around and the owners wouldn't let us leave, he had to show </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108577048537728045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108577048537728045' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108577048537728045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108577048537728045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/05/ill-tell-you-this-much-im-about-to-go.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108567126261176232</id><published>2004-05-27T08:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T08:21:02.610-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>"Germany has just declared war on the Jones boys." The Last CrusadeI am just about finished with a steinbeck novel entitled "burning bright."  It's about the sex lives of circus folk (and I aint kiddin'.)  It is good though, like all Steinbeck (save for The Winter of Our Discontent.) I am going to read it it is just the first time I tried I got bored.Another week of work.  I had a delivery </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108567126261176232/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108567126261176232' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108567126261176232'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108567126261176232'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/05/germany-has-just-declared-war-on-jones.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108552331791767004</id><published>2004-05-25T18:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T15:15:17.916-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My goshdarn computer won't let me post my story on account that it is from a disk that has word instead of works but here is something I thought of while working in the shop today."What do you think of this boom box?  I am going to let it rest on my shoulder as I go down the street so every can hear LL Cool J.""Don't you think it's a little too big?""It isn't too big I don't think."The</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108552331791767004/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108552331791767004' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108552331791767004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108552331791767004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/05/my-goshdarn-computer-wont-let-me-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6030398.post-108532664935127857</id><published>2004-05-23T06:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2004-05-23T08:37:29.350-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Remember that post about Straubfest 2004 at Penn awhile back?  Well I had plum near forgotten that I said something to a reporter, and now, I wish I had said something wittier or more profound.  Perhaps I'll post it."Matt.  You know what's pretty fun?  This beer pong."  Dad (the morning after a shindig he attended.)Short story is almost dun. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/feeds/108532664935127857/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=6030398&amp;postID=108532664935127857' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108532664935127857'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6030398/posts/default/108532664935127857'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://mattserfass.blogspot.com/2004/05/remember-that-post-about-straubfest.html' title=''/><author><name>Matt</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15687303024313467299</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
